I am an abuser. I have certain expectations and requirements that will have to be followed in order for me to remain in control. I insist that when I am in any relationship that these rights of mine be respected and followed. I will, always, maintain control and complete power in my relationships.
Obviously, I wrote this tongue in cheek but I think it aptly expresses what an abuser expects when he is in a relationship.
Is there anything you would add to the Abusers Bill of Rights?